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Name: Kaycee Abernathy Location: Illinois, United States Birthday: 5/7/1988 Gender: Female
Interests: Alright...
they have that thing where your suppose to choose what industy u are part of... Now they have Legal... but wheres Illegal?? I mean since everyone says... *oh Kaycee I seen you on the corner last night.. How much did u make?* Yep you know it I am a in the profession of satisfying needs of desperate lonely men...
Oh.. and yes.. I LOVE BAM MARGERA! HE'S THE REASON MTV WAS MADE 22 YARS AGO.. JUST FOR HIM! Expertise: Teaching guys how to kiss... I swear I should... I will hold lessons after skool at my house, just like that guy did in that one book I read.. (Yes OMFG I read a book) it was i think Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging.. fucked up book if u ask me...
ALSO... being lazy.. I am like a freaking gold medal winner in that one..
Goo Goo Dolls... I'm their biggest groupy (is that how u spell it?) yeah but i don't care if John Rzeznik is 37 yrs old is freaking hott..
Same goes for Jacob Underwood.. who cares that hes married, hes fine as hell..
MAJOR PROPS TO THE MIZ.. for being the 2nd hottest man alive next to BAM MARGERA..
OH and Applying too much make up! I could be MiMi from Drew Carey... I'm on the verge of being a clown.. theyd call me BoBo the HoHo Occupation: Student Industry: Other
Message: message me AIM: x0luvisblind0x
Member Since:
2/16/2003
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| haha look.. I got old xanga up again.. who knows this thing could be useful later.
I'm out.
be good be bad be Miz
x O x O ThE MiZ | | |
| OKAY LISTEN UP!! I HAVE A NEW XANGA NAME, AND I WILL NO LONGER BE ON THIS ONE...MY NEW XANGA NAME IS
x0_PiXiEdUSt_0x
thank you for your time a cooperation
be good be bad be miz
ThE MiZ | | |
| Dont worry. I will get around to finishing the story, but ehh not now..
anyways im gonna get my mind off that by showing you the prom dress im getting

yes.. thats it, $600.. thats all, and I'm getting it in PINK!! yay.. anyway last night me and Sarah went on a little drive.. got a little lost, hit a little ditch, but had A LOT of fun! riight Sarah?? and I think kelly is out getting her license right now, not to sure though but shes not answering her phone.. and I'm not quite sure whats happening with me and Wil, but as soon as I kno, I'll tell yall.
EDIT: IM UPSET.. I SEEN THE *away from the sun* MUSIC VIDEO. AND IT DID NOT MEET MY EXPECTATIONS AT ALL..
Tearfully Yours.. ×ThE MiZZlE fO ShiZZlE×
She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger... And finally drank away his memory... Life is short but this time it was bigger... Than the strength she had to get up off her knees .....We found her with her face down in the pillow... Clinging to his picture for dear life.... We laid her next to him beneath the willow.... While the angels sang a whiskey lullaby | | |
| talk about life being confusing.. i'm telling ya. maybe i should just give up now.. heres the rundown of my 4th of july in the wilderness...
okay Saturday morning mom gets home and is like Casey were going to the campground.. so what do i do.. not pack anything.. here i am thinking im spending a couple hours.. not 3 days. but anyways we drove down there.. it took like 2 hours because somebody cant just hold their bladder.. but i let that go. okay so we get down there... lets think of whos there... Patty, Randy, Lloyd, Grana, Granpa Bob, and Joshua.. no sign of Kerri, Dawn, or Richard.. and whats camping with out them... so i sit around and drink.. and drink some more... and then.. i drank some more. by ehh 5 i wasnt feeling so bad about being alone with just adults anymore.. *WAIT HOLD UP!... Jen was there... srry i thried to block that memory, but it came back... anyways on with the story* but then all 3 of them show up at once.. i was so excited i almost pissed myself... (okay maybe not) and who did they bring with them... Heather and Timmy. we had a blast.. with the fireworks.. me and richard sat in the golfcart while erbody else got chairs.. lucky bitches.
this is getting up to the part where i dont wanna talk about.. maybe later.. yeah i guess i will later.. everyone needs to know..
tearfully yours.
ThE *mutha f-n* MiZ | | |
| okay now what your about to read.. maybe graphic. brace yourself, these words are not suitable for children.. joking joking.. this is just a few things i realized were true... or maybe just some random things that took up my time while i was at the hospital.. which yes, by the way I am having surgery.. on my wonderful knee.. I'm getting a tibial tuberle osteotomy.. a VMD advancement... and a lateral retineculos release.. yay..
IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS
There are exactly 3 cases where a guy and a girl can be friends:
- The guy is gay
- The guy does not find you attractive.
- The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder (The ladder theory is a theory of male/female interaction)
cuddle bitch - a guy who never gets to sleep with a girl but gets to have intimate moments with her like cuddling, spooning, or otherwise being affectionate. Usually this will occur in private. She probably considers him a really sweet guy, which is the kiss of death.
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**Jesus? or Hobo? comparision** |
Jesus: Turned water into wine. Hobo: Turned your Slurpee into a urinal. Jesus: Comforted the downtrodden. Hobo: Bummed a cigarette from the downtrodden. Jesus: Could heal lepers with a touch. Hobo: Could transmit head lice with a touch. Jesus: Turned the other cheek. Hobo: Once stabbed a guy for touching his bindle. Jesus: Wore long, flowing robes. Hobo: Wore long robes, but not as flowing. Jesus: Cared not for material possessions. Hobo: Stole a pair of Air Jordans from the back of a delivery truck. Jesus: Spoke the word of the Lord. Hobo: Yelled something about the government. Jesus: Divided loaves and fishes to feed the multitudes. Hobo: Pretty damn good at 3 Card Monte. Jesus: Arose from the dead after three days. Hobo: Good luck waking him up before noon. Jesus: Forgave all sins. Hobo: Would forgive you for, like, thirty cents.
ehh... im tired.. i might be backin awhile...
×ThE MiZ× | | |
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